Spyz (2003)

Sacha Baron Cohen: Ali G, James Bond

Quotes 

• Ali G : Thanks.

  Hostage : Before you leave me, I didn't catch your name?

  Ali G : Me name is James Bond. James... Bond.

• Ali G : Where's the bomb? The bomb that's gonna blow up everything? Where's the bomb? Oh there it is.

• Wife : Where do you think you're going?

  Ali G : To see a man about a dog.

  Wife : No you're not, what have you got that gun for?

  Ali G : Cause I ain't gonna see a man about a dog. I is gonna go and see a bomb that is gonna blow up the world, innit?

• Ali G : [On the phone]  What is it? I is in the middle of having sex. It better be important.

  [Listens] 

  Ali G : Wow, that is fucking important. What, there is a bomb? In a nuclear plant? That could mean the end of the world. Alright, I just gotta finish meself off.

• Ali G : [while having sex with a female spy, his cell phone rings]  What is it? I is in da middle of havin' sex. It betta be important!

  [pause, he's still having sex] 

  Ali G : Wow. That is fucking important!

• Ali G : Easy now! You was spying on me. I is gonna teach you to not spy on me... while bonin' you.