Amber Michaels: Amber Michaels

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Amber : Zana? Zana? Hello? Zana? Zana?

• Amber : You realize I'm not alone, don't you? Zana's going to be back any minute.

  Darla : Wrong again, Ms. Michaels. Your photographer, it seems, got a little tied up somewhere. That seems to be a really recurring problem with you Tribune reporters.

• Amber : You're never going to get away with this, Darla.

  Darla : What a worn out, tired, hackneyed cliche! Amber, it's no wonder your stories aren't winning any awards. You just don't have a way with words.

• Amber : Yeah, well, you're just pissed off because Channel 14 turned you down for their morning show.

  Darla : Oh yeah? At least I didn't get turned down for the All Nude News at Noon!

• Amber : What do you hope to accomplish by this?

  Darla : Open w-i-i-de!

  [Darla stuffs a gag into Amber's mouth] 

  Darla : When Ms. Perez and Ms. Knight get here, I'll tell them you couldn't make it. I'll get the interview with them and the Journal scoops the Tribune again!