I Could Never Be Your Woman (2007)

Tracey Ullman: Mother Nature

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Quotes 

• Rosie : So that's how it ends? The most powerful male gets the most babelicious female?

  Mother Nature : That's right.

  Rosie : Well, what if there's a really cute male antelope, or a female that shows signs of leadership?

  Mother Nature : Useless.

  Rosie : Why?

  Mother Nature : Look, there's an order to this mating business.

  Rosie : Why can't we change things?

  Mother Nature : Haven't you self-centered, pec-loading assholes changed enough? It's not natural!

  Rosie : What's so great about natural?

  Mother Nature : What?

  Rosie : Think about it. Tobacco is natural, Prozac's unnatural. Earthquakes are natural, television's unnatural. Natural sucks!

• [last lines] 

  Mother Nature : This is good. Now you can settle down and act your age.

  Rosie : What's that supposed to mean? Easy listening and orthopedic shoes?

  Mother Nature : That sounds about right, yeah.

  Rosie : No, I don't wanna do that. I wanna stay passionate. I-I wanna scream at rock concerts, and-and get angry at the news. And - I wanna wear miniskirts!

  Mother Nature : You're gonna look ridiculous!

  Rosie : Yeah, well, when enough people are ridiculous, it starts to look normal.

• [first lines] 

  Mother Nature : [sigh]  Pretty impressive, huh? People tend to think of me as that, uh, environmental nut. But whenever I get down to work they say, 'Mother Nature, you're such a destructive bitch'.