I Could Never Be Your Woman (2007)

Paul Rudd: Adam

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Quotes 

• Marty : You're gonna want to cut those apron strings. Otherwise you're never going to be a real man!

  Adam : I don't need to be a real man. I'm an actor!

• Rosie : Putz: noun - a yokel; a jerk.

  Censor : My rabbi consultant said it means penis.

  Rosie : We're allowed to say penis!

  Censor : Yes, you can say penis, but this is the bad penis. Like 'prick'.

  Rosie : And... what exactly is the *good* penis?

  Adam : [starts to take off his belt and unbutton his pants]  Check it out.

  [snickers from ensemble of 'You Go Girl' actors] 

• Rosie : Young is far superior to old.

  Adam : In what?

  Rosie : In everything.

  Adam : Oh yeah? Who's funnier: Tom Green, or George Carlin?

  Rosie : Well, that's a freak example.

• Adam : Hey, Zoloft. Your mom and I take the same medication.

  Izzie : Sounds like a firm basis for a relationship.

• Rosie : Remember when we had that talk about you being 29? I keep thinking about how... *young* that is.

  Adam : Well, I'm planning on getting older.

  Rosie : [laughs]  Yeah, well I'm not planning on getting younger.

  Adam : That's just being stubborn.

• Adam : Honey, I'm home! Alone... Starring Macauley Culkin... As a boy who is inadvertently left by himself... At his house... When his parents go on a long vacation.

• Adam : Art without love is nothing. Nietzsche said that.

  [writer in commentary said she misremembered quote - it is by Nabokov] 

• Rosie : [sudden panic about her lies]  I'm 40!

  Adam : 29.

  Rosie : What happened to 30?

  Adam : What happened to 39?

  Rosie : You're not even in your 30s.

  Adam : Well, neither are you.