High School Musical (2006 TV Movie)
Ashley Tisdale: Sharpay Evans
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Quotes
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Sharpay : We need to save our show from people who don't know the difference between a Tony Award and Tony Hawk.
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Ms. Darbus : [She is denying Troy and Gabriella the chance to perform their song, as she called their names twice and they didn't respond. She sees everyone from the basketball game and scholastic decathlon filing into the theater to watch them sing] I... don't know what's going on here, but in any event, it is far too late, and we have not got a pianist.
Ryan Evans : [Smugly] Well, that's show biz.
Troy Bolton : We'll sing without a piano.
Kelsi : [Runs back onstage] Oh no you won't. Pianist here, Ms. Darbus.
Sharpay Evans : You *really* don't want to do that.
Kelsi : [Steps up to Sharpay] Oh yes, I *really* do.
[Runs back to the piano]
Kelsi : Ready on stage!
Sharpay Evans : [Shocked] Oh!
Ms. Darbus : [Impressed] Now *that's* show biz!
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Sharpay Evans : [fake smiling to the crowd] I told you not to do the jazz square.
Ryan Evans : [fake smiling too] It's a crowd favorite, everyone loves a good jazz square.
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Ryan : Mucho Gusto.
Sharpay : Ay, que fabulosa! Ay! Ay! Ay!
Ryan : Arriba!
Sharpay : Quien es bailar?
Ryan : Mirame
Sharpay : [singing] I believe in dreaming, shooting for the stars.
Ryan : [singing] Baby, to be number one you've got to raise the bar.
Sharpay : [singing] Kickin' and a scratchin', grindin' out my best.
Ryan : [singing] Anything it takes to climb the ladder of success.
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Ryan : Wow, an Einsteinette. So why do you think she is interested in our musical?
Sharpay : I'm not sure that she is... But we needn't concern ourselves with amateurs. But... there is no harm in making certain that Gabriella is welcome to school activities that are... well, appropriate for her. After all... she loves pi.
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Sharpay : [singing in response to everyone singing Stick to the Status Quo] EVERYBODY QUIET!/ This is not what I want/ This is not what I planned/ And I just gotta say/ I do not understand!/ Some thing is really...
Ryan : [butting in] ... something's not right
Sharpay : [Gives Ryan an evil look] ... really wrong!
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Zeke : Hey Sharpay. I just thought that since Troy Bolton was going to be in your show, I...
Sharpay : Troy Bolton is not in my show.
Zeke : Okay, um, well I just thought maybe, um, you could watch me play ball sometime or something.
Sharpay : [laughs] I'd rather stick pins in my eyes.
Zeke : Well, wouldn't that be awfully uncomfortable?
Sharpay : Evaporate, tall person!
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Taylor : The answer is yes!
Gabrilla Montez : Huh?
Taylor : Our Scholastic Decathlon team has its first competition next week and there is certainly a spot for you!
Gabrilla Montez : Where did those come from?
Taylor : Didn't you put them in my locker?
Gabrilla Montez : Of course not...
Taylor : Well, we'd love to have you on the team! We meet almost everyday after school. Please?
Gabrilla Montez : I need to catch up on the curriculum here first before I think about joining any clubs.
Sharpay : [walking over] Well, what a perfect way to get caught up. Meeting with the smartest kids in school! What a generous offer, Taylor!
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Ryan : [singing] It's hard to believe that I couldn't see.
Ryan , Sharpay : [singing] You were always there beside me. / Thought I was alone with no one to hold / But you were always right beside me.
Sharpay : [singing] This feeling's like no other.
Ryan : [singing] I want you to know.
Ryan , Sharpay : [singing] I never had someone that knows me like you do / The way you do. / I never had someone as good for me as you / No one like you. / So lonely before I finally found what I'm looking for.
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Sharpay : We gotta do something. Okay, our callbacks are on Thursday, and the basketball game and scholastic decathelon are on Friday...
Sharpay : Too bad all of these events weren't happening on the same day, at the same time.
Ryan Evans : Well... that wouldn't work out because then Troy and Gabriella wouldn't be able to make the...
[Sharpay looks at him with a "Yeah?" face]
Ryan Evans : I'm proud to call you my sister.
Sharpay : [laughs] I know.
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[finishes signing up for auditions]
[turns head]
Sharpay : Oh. Were you going to sign up, too? My brother and I have starred in all the school productions, and we really welcome new-comers. There are a lot of supporting roles in this show, I'm sure we could find something for you.
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Troy Bolton : [laughs] Now that's impossible.
Sharpay : [coming out from behind the sign up sheet] What's impossible, Troy? I wouldn't think "impossible" was even in your vocabulary.
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Kelsi : Oh, actually, if you do the part with that particular song, I imagined it much slow...
Sharpay : *If* we do the part?
[laughs]
Sharpay : Kelsi, my sawed-off Sondheim, I've been in seventeen school productions. And how many times have your compositions been slipped in?
Kelsi : This would be the first.
Sharpay : Which tells us what?
Kelsi : That I need to write you more solos?
Sharpay : No. It tells us that you do not offer direction, suggestion, or commentary. And you should be thankful that me and Ryan are here to lift your music out of its current obscurity. Are we clear?
Kelsi : Yes ma'am. I mean, Sharpay.
Sharpay : Nice talking to you.
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Ms. Darbus : What is going on here?
Sharpay : Look at this! That Gabriella girl just dumped her lunch on me! On purpose! It's all part of their plan to ruin our musical. And Troy and his basketball robots are obviously behind it! Why do you think they auditioned? After all the work you've put into this show...
[throws Gabriella a hate-filled look]
Sharpay : ... it just doesn't seem right!
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Sharpay : When's the big game?
Troy Bolton : Uh, two weeks.
Sharpay : You are so dedicated, just like me. I hope you come watch me in the musical. Promise? Toodles.
Troy Bolton : Toodles.
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Sharpay : [pacing after callbacks announced] How dare she sign up. I've already picked out the colors for my dressing room.
Ryan : Besides, she hasn't even asked our permission to join the drama club.
Sharpay : [slams hands down on table] Someone's gotta tell her the rules.
Ryan : Exactly.
[long pause]
Ryan : ... And what're the rules?
Sharpay : [rolls eyes and walks off]
