Chancellor Miller: Jupiter Jones
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Pete Crenshaw : Great! We got two weeks of vacation left. Let's hit the beach!
Jupiter Jones : Actually... I have heard of this mysterious haunted house not far from here.
Pete Crenshaw , Bob Andrews : Oh, no!
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Jupiter Jones : Nothing makes any sense. Excellent.
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Jupiter Jones : We'll be back in an hour or so, Bill.
Bill : I don't know if I trust you guys.
Pete Crenshaw : We promise. If we get murdered, we won't come to you to complain.
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Jupiter Jones : Pete! Bob! Come 'ere right now! Code Violet!
Bob Andrews : Code Violet? I don't even know what Code Violet is!
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Jupiter Jones : Pete, shine the light behind them.
Bob Andrews : [reading] Two lovers parted shall reunite. If you can parse these words are right. The Will is high, the Ratio Low. The space 'tween birth and death doth grow. Take my image and do not dread. To rest in my eternal bed.
Pete Crenshaw : It still doesn't make any sense.
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Bob Andrews : Hey, Jupe. What are you figuring out, Jupiter?
Jupiter Jones : The number of jelly beans that can fit in the Empire State Building.
Pete Crenshaw : Glad you're not wasting your time.
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Jupiter Jones : This seems to be a particularly difficult sort of extraordinary case.
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Jupiter Jones : Get ready, Investigators. Code Crimson.
Pete Crenshaw , Bob Andrews : Unbelievably dangerous!
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Jupiter Jones : But it's not Bill.
Bob Andrews : Huh? Jupiter, he's standing right there.
Jupiter Jones : No, he's not.
Bob Andrews : Yes, he is.
Pete Crenshaw : Bob's right.
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Jupiter Jones : Officer, this is Victor Hugenay, the famous art forger. He attacked Miss Wilbur with a baboon, and he stole the crown of the...
Bob Andrews : - Xhosa...
Jupiter Jones : - princess. Arrest him.
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Pete Crenshaw : You'll never guess in a million years where we're going next.
Jupiter Jones : Um, South Africa.
Pete Crenshaw : Sometimes... you're just downright spooky, Jupe.
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Jupiter Jones : Pleased to meet you. I'm Jupiter Jones.
Miss Wilbur : What a cute child.
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Jupiter Jones : Code Orange. Intruder protection.
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Jupiter Jones : I think we should preserve a correct detective-client relationship.
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Pete Crenshaw : I've got an idea. You could stay here overnight.
Chris : No, I don't want to be any trouble.
Pete Crenshaw : It's no trouble at all. I've got it figured out. You could stay in the bottom bunk with me.
Bob Andrews : No! I - I mean, I think it would be, uh, she'd be *safer* in the top bunk with me. She - she might uh hit her head on the bottom bunk.
Pete Crenshaw : No, that's okay. You wouldn't wanna take space away from *Teddy*.
Bob Andrews : I don't have a teddy bear!
Pete Crenshaw : Yes you do -
[Pete points, Bob slaps Pete's arm]
Jupiter Jones : Perhaps a random drawing might be the most impartial way to figure things out.
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Jupiter Jones : Let's recapitulate.
Pete Crenshaw : Sometimes I wish you'd just speak English.
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Jupiter Jones : I'm declaring the Code Green.
Bob Andrews : Imminent danger.
