Knocked Up (2007) Poster

(2007)

Jay Baruchel: Jay

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Quotes 

  • Jay : Man, my balls are shaved, my pubes are trimmed, I'm ready to fuckin' rock this shit!

    Jonah : What the fuck, man? If I go in there and see fuckin' pubes sprinkled on the toilet seat, I'm gonna fuckin' lose my mind! Last time I went to the bathroom, Jay, I took a shit and my shit looked like a fuckin' stuffed animal!

  • Jonah : We got pinkeye.

    Ben Stone : Were you giving butterfly kisses or something?

    Jason : Ha ha ha, very funny That's not how you get pinkeye. You get it from poo particles making their way into your ocular cavities.

    Jay : Um, I farted on Jason's pillow as a practical joke. He farted on Jonah's, thinking it was mine, and then eventually pinkeyed my pillow. I'm not proud any of this, but I think we're all forgiven each other. Um, but we can't go anywhere.

    Pete : You can get pinkeye from farting in a pillow?

    Jonah : Totally!

    Pete : That's awesome!

    Jonah : Jesus, Martin got it bad. What, did someone take a dump on your eye?

    Martin : No. No pinkeye for me. I'm just really... high.

  • Jason : You stay here.

    Martin : Why?

    Jason : Cause your face looks like a vagina.

    Martin : Dick!

    Jonah : How's it going Crockett, been hanging with Tubbs lately?

    Martin : Come on man, I'm getting it from all angles here, I really don't like it anymore.

    Jonah : I know, me either. Was it weird when you changed your name from Cat Stevens to Yusef Islam?

    Martin : Yeah, it was really awkward.

    Jonah : All right, see you later Scorcese on coke.

    Jay : [Makes a roar like Chewbacca from Star Wars] 

    Martin : What the fuck was that?

    Jay : You know, Chewbacca.

    Martin : Oh, another beard joke.

    Jay : [walks away, embarrassed]  Fuck.

    Martin : Fucking hilarious!

  • Jay : I'm going to be there to rear your child.

    Jason : You hear that, Ben? Don't let him near the kid, he wants to rear your child!

  • Jay : You're embarrassing me in company!

    Jonah : You embarrass yourself!

  • Jay : Dude, I think he's doing the dice thing too much.

    Jonah : That's really all he's got.

  • Jay : Because your face looks like a vagina.

  • Jay : Hey, you know I always

    [makes masturbating motion] 

    Jay : go right.

    Jonah : Right... into a dude's ass

  • Jay : [to Martin]  That's the fun; you're supposed to be tempted into shaving.

  • Jay : [shouts]  I wanna get off!

  • [first lines] 

    Jay : I got to get off! I got to get off! Got to get off! Got to get off!

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