Orion's Cloud (2002)

Mike Balmer: Diamond

Quotes 

• Diamond : You hear that, Greg?

  Greg : Yeah, thunder!

  Diamond : That's right. Thunder only happens when it rains.

• Greg : Diamond, you got a guitar! Yeah!

  Diamond : That's right! Diamond just got this guitar inside, man. It was on sale, and it is signed by Steve Vai!

  Greg : Awesome! And you registered?

  Diamond : Nah, man. Diamond bought a guitar; how's he supposed to register? Look - I'll tell you what. Forget about registration because think of this: It's signed by Steve Vai and you know what that means? If we have a guitar that is signed by Steve Vai ...

  Greg : [looking at guitar]  No it's not.

  Diamond : What do you mean "it's not"?

  Greg : [looks at Diamond]  There's no signature Diamond.

  Diamond : Man, it says "Steve Vai" right there!

  [points at guitar] 

  Greg : [looks at guitar again]  Where?

  [Diamond looks at guitar, as does Greg, for an extended amount of time] 

  Diamond : Damn!

• Diamond : We must show *the world* that Orion's Cloud is the best band in Tampa!