Van Wilder: The Rise of Taj (2006)

Steven Rathman: Simon

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• Taj : Simon?

  Simon : I have... I have a problem.

  Taj : [to the other guys]  Oh, my God, he's talking. Well, Simon, whatever you problem is, we're your friends, you can tell us.

  Simon : Well, you wee, it's to do with the size of my piddler.

  Taj : Your... Oh. Well, you know, it's an understood fact that a man's piddler is... Appears smaller to himself than it is in real life.

  Simon : Well, you see, that's what I'm afraid of. 'Cause according to me it has some 11 inches.

  Taj : Come again? Figuratively.