Van Wilder: The Rise of Taj (2006)

Daniel Percival: Pip

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Quotes 

• Pipp Everett, the Earl of Grey : Let's settle this the way my ancestors did!

  [Reaches for the swords hanging on the wall] 

  Taj : You want to exploit me economically?

• Pipp Everett, the Earl of Grey : Roger, sometimes, the Almighty, in His infinite wisdom, likes to give a sliver of hope to the downtrodden and underprivileged to make up for their inferior haircuts and the fact they have to winter and summer in the same place.

• [repeated line] 

  Pipp Everett, the Earl of Grey : Can somebody get me a tidy-wipe?