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Quotes
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[repeated line]
Skipper : Hoover Dam!
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Skipper : [to the penguins] Grand Coolee Dam! Private's been captured.
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Skipper : Hold on a second! Something's missing!
Kowalski : Cranberries: check! Eggnog: check!
Skipper : Give me a headcount.
Kowalski : [grabs abacus] We have three heads, sir!
Skipper : Where's the private?
Kowalski : Unknown sir! It would appear that he's
[grabs milk carton]
Kowalski : missing!
[shows milk carton with a big 'missing' advert for the private]
Skipper : Missing? Hoover Dam! Wait, there he is. He just went to bed.
[pulls off sheets, revealing a bowling pin underneath]
Skipper : What the...
[slapping the pin]
Skipper : What have you do with Private? Talk, Mister!
Kowalski : Skipper, over here.
Skipper : [to pin] I'll deal with you later.
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Skipper : [following a group of nuns] Blend! Blend!
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Kowalski : Oh, no. He must be out there all by himself.
Skipper : He's one of us, men. You all know the Penguin Credo.
Kowalski : Never bathe in hot oil and Bisquick?
Skipper : No.
[Rico speaks Japanese gibberish]
Skipper : No, that's the Walrus Credo. It's "Never swim alone." Private's out there all by himself, and we never leave one of our own.
Kowalski : Oh, yeah.
Skipper : Let's go.
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Private : Thanks for rescuing me, Skipper.
Skipper : Think nothing of it, young Private. It's the least we could do. You remember the Penguin Credo.
Private : What does deep-frying in Bisquick have to do with any of this?
Skipper : Not that one, the other one! "Never swim alone!" Alone! On Christmas! Don't you get it? Come on people, do I have to explain this to everybody?
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Skipper : Engage cranberries!
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Skipper : [to the penguins] Holy butterball!
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[the old lady's dog, Mr. Chew, starts eating Private's Christmas sock, while Private's in it]
Private : Nice doggy! Good Doggy! No, good boy! No! No! Don't eat me! No!
[Mr. Chew comes closer to Private and Private starts to panic]
Private : Leave me alone! Don't eat me! AAAH!
[Skipper, Kowalski and Rico break in through a window, landing safely on a table]
Skipper : Santa Claus has come to town!
Private : Ooh, Skipper.
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Skipper : [as Rico hold an anvil above the elderly lady's head] Rico! She didn't see anything!
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Skipper : [to Rico playing the "Knife game" at the dinner table] Rico! Not at the table.
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Skipper : [watching Rico chug eggnog] That boy can really hold down his nog.
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Skipper : What comes down must go up!
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Skipper : Excelente!
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Skipper : [following Old Lady] Not on my watch, Blue Hair!