Postal (2007)
Uwe Boll: Uwe Boll
Quotes
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Uwe Boll : You know, there're all that rumors out there that my movies are financed with nazi-gold? And what should I say? It's true! But somebody needs to do something with the money.
Old Lady in Audience : Do you know that my father died in Auschwitz?
Uwe Boll : My grandpa died also in Auschwitz.
Uwe Boll : [pause] He fell from a watchtower.
Uwe Boll : [laughs with Harald] Harald, ok, take her away.
[Harald, the ass-kissing employee, takes the old lady away while Bob, the morning show host, shows that he feels uncomfortable sitting next to Uwe Boll]
Uwe Boll : Something wrong, Bob?
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Uwe Boll : [his last lines] I hate video games...
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Vince Desiderio : [takes off the head from his Krotchy costume] Boll, I'm Vince Desi. What the fuck did you do to my game "Postal"?
Uwe Boll : I don't know what your fucking problem is. The movie is great!
Super-Impose : Vincent James Desiderio, Jr. Creator of POSTAL Video Game.
Vince Desiderio : [attacks Uwe Boll]
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Uwe Boll : I get a little horny on here on stage sometimes. If you see the crowd and all that children.
Morning show host Bob : Are you fucking kidding me?
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Uwe Boll : There all that rumours out there, that my movies are financed with nazi-gold, and what should I say? It's true!
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Uwe Boll : I am also happy to have today here Verne Troyer, the star of my next movie.
Morning show host Bob : That's right. And your press release says that this film is a new paradigm of cinema. An epic romance that outstrips stories from the past, present and future. A fairy tale that only the heart can understand. That sounds amazing, what's it called?
Uwe Boll : Pong.
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Verne Troyer : Where's my money, asswipe?
Uwe Boll : I have even better: Gold teeth.