Out at the Wedding (2007)

Charlie Schlatter: Jonathan

Quotes 

• Jonathan : It looks like Jeannie has just been outed from her bottle.

• Jonathan : I'm five seconds away from calling the gay task force and letting them know that Birkenstocks will soon be replaced by Jimmy Choo's.

• Alex : You realize the irony on this of course. You trick Kenny into losing a lot of weight so you'll have this really hot boyfriend...

  Jonathan : ...and then he becomes too hot to handle.