Venus (I) (2006)
Leslie Phillips: Ian
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Quotes
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Ian : How's Valerie?
Maurice : Phoning my continuously with complaints.
Ian : You're her husband.
Maurice : Am I?
Ian : Yeah. You did one of your runners, if you remember.
Maurice : Did I? But I never wanted to be independent.
Ian : I love it.
Maurice : I am about to die and I know nothing about myself.
Ian : You have been loved, though, Maurice. You've been adored.
Maurice : Yes. And so have you, Ian, a little bit. Except you didn't always notice it.
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Maurice : [Maurice is clipping Ian's toenail] Keep still. It's not surgery.
Ian : I don't trust you.
Maurice : [clips the nail] Got it! A palpable hit!
Ian : But where has the little fucker gone?
Maurice : Who cares? It's free now.
Ian : I can't have my home scattered with toenails.
Maurice : Oh, God. I'll have to get my other glasses.
Ian : They're around your fucking neck.
Maurice : Oh. Thank you.
[puts glasses on, begins to search]
Maurice : Where's that bastard toenail? Ha! There's the little fucker!
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Ian : I love this horrible place. It reminds me of what I wanted to become.
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Ian : Her idea of cooking is to stick a plate of virtual sick in the microwave!