All the Boys Love Mandy Lane (2006)

Aaron Himelstein: Red

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• Red : [to the freshmen potheads]  There she is boys, Mandy Lane. Untouched, pure. Since the dawn of junior year, men have tried to possess her, and to date all have failed. Some have even died in their reckless pursuit of this angel.

  Jake : I can see your nipples.

  Chloe : Obviously.

  Marlin : How do you get them that hard?

  Chloe : It's a secret.

• Marlin : [looking at map of USA with Xs]  What's with all the Xs?

  Red : Jake's hooked up with a girl from each of those states.

  Marlin : Yeah, right. There are like forty states accounted for here.

  Jake : Forty-two.

  Red : And the fuckers parents are taking him to Alaska in August.

• Chloe : [heard gunshot]  Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Did you guys hear that?

  Bird : That's just Jake messing around.

  Chloe : No, no, no, no, no, no, no. He's drunk, and he's in a truck, and he's got a gun. Okay, that's bad.

  [another far-off shot rings out] 

  Chloe : Shit, Bird, *go get him!*

  Bird : Fuck that. I'm not doing it. He's been an asshole all night.

  Red : [as Chloe sighs]  Don't look at me. I'm not gonna go out there and get shot. Are you crazy?

  Mandy Lane : Yeah, just let him cool off.

  Chloe : Oh, my God. Okay, fine. I will go get him myself. God...!