- Sawyer Sullivan: You can't just zap me into a perpetual detention.
- Isabella: Zap! She speaks the truth.
- Lindsay: [on the success of Jamie's book] Can you believe Marco Vega read your book?
- Harmony: Only because you named the romantic lead after him.
- Connor Kennedy: It is shocking.
- [Jamie, Lindsay, and Harmony stare at Connor]
- Connor Kennedy: I mean, who knew he could read?
- Jamie Bartlett: [typing] Connor, don't you hate me too?
- Connor Kennedy: [typing] No, I hate what you've become.
- Jamie Bartlett: [typing] Me too.
- Peggy Bartlett: Everyone love the pizza.
- Ralph Bartlett: It wasn't me, it was Lenny!
- Connor Kennedy: Great pizza, Mr B.
- Peggy Bartlett: Great Job
- [Ralph and Peggy kiss]
- Ralph Bartlett: Okay, It was me.
- Lindsay: Did you hear that the tickets go on sale for the dance Friday?
- Connor Kennedy: You guys going?
- Harmony: I'm not.
- Jamie Bartlett: Why not? You have to! It's the Deep Blue Sea dance!
- Harmony: But I don't have a date... or a snorkel.
- Jamie Bartlett: Well, none of us do.
- Lindsay: I have a snorkel.
- [everyone stares at her]
- Lindsay: What?