Itty Bitty Titty Committee (2007)

Carly Pope: Shulamith

Quotes 

• Anna : I thought you said this was a girl's group.

  Sadie : It is. Aggie gets a free pass for being born with a clit.

  Shuli : Hey! He's not in a fucking circus, you can stop gawking at him.

  Shuli : Sorry, I didn't mean to look at you.

  Aggie : It's OK, I'm used to it.

  Sadie : Aggie's a tough one. Not everyone's got the balls to take it.

  Shuli : No pun intended, of course.

• Sadie : You do realize that Calvin's a girl?

  Shuli : And? I want to see if she will come to Sacramento with us.

  Anna : [sarcastic]  This isn't a dating service, you know.

  Sadie : Sorry, Shuli. Last time anyone checked, you liked men.

  Shuli : Who said I didn't? Jesus, you dykes are such closed-minded bitches.

• Shuli : So where did Sadie find you?

  Anna : At my work.

  Shuli : So what's it like working in a place that encourages women to view themselves as sex objects?

  Anna : You know, some women just wanna look good.

  Shuli : The death rate from liposuction victims is higher from the death rate from automobile accidents. Hope you sleep well at night.

• Sadie : Meat's an amazing artist.

  Anna : What are you making?

  Shuli : If it were any of your business, you'd know.