The Bad Boys of Saturday Night Live (1998 TV Special)

Phil Hartman: Various

Quotes 

• Announcer : And now it's time for "The Dark Side with Nat X"! The only show on TV written by a brother, produced by a brother, and strictly for a brother. Now get ready for a man who's so black he urinates oil, cause here comes Nat!

  Nat X : Hey, brothers and sisters, welcome to "The Dark Side." I'm Nat X. The only 15 minute show on TV. Why only 15 minutes? Because if the show was any longer, The Man would have to pay me.

• [on "Russell Simmons' Def Magic Show Jam"] 

  Magician : You (beep)ers don't think I got a mother(beep)ing rabbit in this hat right? I know you (beep)ers wanna see a mother(beep)ing rabbit in this hat, right? You niggers wanna see a mother(beep)ing rabbit? 'Cause soon as I pull out this mother(beep)ing rabbit, y'all gotta kiss my mother(beep)ing ass. Abraca-(beep)ing-dabra!

  [pulls rabbit out of hat] 

  Magician : . See? I told ya!

  Announcer : Marcus Malone says, "That's one (beep)ed up magic show!"