101 Dalmatians: The Series (TV Series)

Shake, Rattle and Woof/Cadpig Behind Bars (1997)

Jeff Bennett: Roger Dearly, Lt. Pug, Sgt. Tibbs, Swamp Rat, P.H. DeVil

Quotes 

• Lucky : Lieutenant! Push the cage release button!

  Lt. Pug : I don't take orders from you!

  Lucky : But that was part of your plan. Plan C. Remember?

  Lt. Pug : Of course I remember. C for..."Cage Release".

• Roger Dearly : How do I know you're not making the same old empty promises?

  Cruella de Vil : Oh, don't be ridiculous. These are brand new empty promises.

• Cadpig : You know, Lieutenant, instead of taking us on your usual machismo tour, why don't we cadets do something more enlightening like explore our feminine side?

  Lt. Pug : Feminine side my grandma! I don't have a feminine side!

  Cadpig : Sure you do. It's in there somewhere. The sensitive, nurturing, patient part in all of us.

  [a truck runs by covering Cadpig in mud] 

  Cadpig : Hold that thought.

  [chases after the truck] 

  Cadpig : You mud-slinging bag of slime!

  Lt. Pug : Whoa. She's good. Maybe we should get in touch with our feminine sides.

• Lt. Pug : Are you two done with that helium?

  Lucky , Rolly : [high-pitched voices]  All finished, Sir.

• Lucky : We're not lifting off.

  Lt. Pug : We've got too much weight.

  Rolly : Oh, so now I *add* fat.

• [last lines] 

  Cadpig : I am so glad I got through to my new friends back at the pound. And I'm glad my best friends came through for me.

  Lucky , Rolly : Uh-huh.

  Cadpig : Oh, it would be a much better world if we all came through for each other.

  Lt. Pug : Where's a blackout when you need one?

  [the screen fades to black] 

  Lt. Pug : That's better.