- [first lines]
- Blonde #1: Did you go?
- Blonde #2: Oh, he was so good.
- Jodie Claymann: Jeremy's always on his best behavior when he's with me.
- Officer Doug Penhall: What do you got? A Leash?
- Officer Doug Penhall: It's different when you're a natural.
- Officer Tom Hanson: That's right, you're an actor now.
- Jodie Claymann: If you're ever in L.A., I'd like to thank you personally.
- Officer Doug Penhall: Excuse me, guys, I have to go phone the airline.