7th Heaven (TV Series)

...And a Nice Chianti (1998)

Jessica Biel: Mary Camden

Quotes 

• Annie Camden : Lunches are on the kitchen counter. Don't worry. This bus thing won't last long.

  Mary Camden : I hope they really hate it and they want a ride home today, but you punish them by making them take the bus for weeks and even months.

  Ruthie : Punish me, Mommy, punish me.

• Mary Camden : Upstairs. The three of you. We need to talk.

  Ruthie : Who squealed?

  Simon Camden : It wasn't me.

  Ruthie : Lucy. Big surprise. Hey, where's the pregnant chick who stole Matt's car?

  Annie Camden : Kitchen. And show some respect.

• Mary Camden : I got it! I got my learner's permit. And Dad got me my own set of keys. Congratulate me!

  Lucy Camden , Simon Camden : Congratulations.

  Ruthie : Ditto.

• Lucy Camden : [to Mary]  No, it's not you. It's not your driving I'm afraid of. It's Mom. I don't want to be seen with her, especially at school, and neither do Simon and Ruthie. If you hadn't gotten your learner's permit, we wouldn't even be in this situation.

  Mary Camden : What are you talking about?

  Lucy Camden : Look, it's bad enough that Mom and Dad are all over each other in the house day in, day out, but this is like taking it to the streets... our streets, our schools, in front of our friends. Mom is a walking advertisement that those two can't keep their hands off each other and consequently, there are about to be seven of us. Seven! I'm surprised the zero population growth people haven't shown up at our door and dragged the two of them off to some seminar.

  Mary Camden : I hope Sheila beats the snot out of you.

• Mary Camden : [to her siblings]  You know, it's one thing to criticize Mom and Dad for the way they act, or the way they dress, but it's another thing to criticize them because they're having a couple little babies. I mean, those babies deserve all the love and respect we can give them, because that's all Mom and Dad have ever given us.

• Mary Camden : [about Ruthie wearing a helmet]  That's not funny.

  Ruthie : What's not funny? Who's trying to be funny?

  Mary Camden : I'm a very good driver.

  Ruthie : I'm sure you are.

  Mary Camden : Then take the helmet off.

  Ruthie : It's not a helmet, it's a sports hat, kinda like a baseball cap, only for football, and it matches my shirt.

  Mary Camden : Give me a break. Take it off.

• Mary Camden : I'm am an official licensed driver!

  Matt Camden : Chauffeur. Licensed chauffeur.

  Rev. Eric Camden : And it's not a license, it's a learners permit. Learner being the key word here.

  Annie Camden : That's right. Wherever you go, I shall go with you.

  Mary Camden : I don't care! I'm driving! And I am the greatest driver in all the world!

  Matt Camden : Nightmare.