- Matt Camden: Why can't Robbie move out? I mean, he has a job, he makes good money. It's not like he can't get another place to live, I'll help him get another place to live.
- Simon Camden: He doesn't want another place to live. He likes it just fine where he is, in Hello Kitty-ville.
- Matt Camden: But this is our house, our family, Robbie has a family of his own.
- Simon Camden: I know, Lucy made out with half of them.
- [Eric and Annie makes out as Simon enters]
- Rev. Eric Camden: [to Simon] You know, it's polite to knock.
- Simon Camden: If you're gonna make out on top of the desk it's polite to lock the door.
- Lucy Camden: I got all this fun senior stuff coming up. Valentine's, Senior Prom, Graduation. I want a guy for all that.
- Rev. Eric Camden: What are you going to do while you wait for the guy?
- Lucy Camden: Well, I got classes, friends, family, Habitat for Humanity...
- Rev. Eric Camden: Right. Luce, you got a life with or without a guy. When you do get a guy, he'll be the luckiest guy in the world because he's got you.
- Lucy Camden: Thanks.