The A-Team (TV Series)

Beverly Hills Assault (1985)

Mr. T: B.A. Baracus

Quotes 

• Steffan Shawn : [B.A. almost knocks over a statue with a giant pizza box]  Careless fool! This statue is worth over ten thousand dollars. It goes back to the Ming dynasty.

  "B.A." Baracus : I don't know about no Chinese food, all I know is somebody ordered a pizza, and somebody better pay for it.

• "Hannibal" Smith : Eh, this is Howling Mad Murdock, Templeton Peck and B.A. Baracus.

  Micky : Howling Mad? You got a temper problem or something?

  "Howling Mad" Murdock : Oh, no, no, no, actually, this is the guy here with the personality disorder.

  [indicating B.A] 

  "Howling Mad" Murdock : I just consider myself on another plane from the mass populus, that's all.

  "B.A." Baracus : His plane crashed years ago and left him with no brains in his head.

• "B.A." Baracus : You know, Murdock, I do see something in your painting. There I am, standing over your dead body.

  "Howling Mad" Murdock : It's just a bunch of scribbled lines.