The A-Team (TV Series)

Children of Jamestown (1983)

Mr. T: B.A. Baracus

Quotes 

• Amy : Wow. Those blood capsules are really realistic.

  Face : Think so, huh? I accidentally swallowed the capsules. Hannibal split the inside of my lip.

  Hannibal : Sorry, kid. You walked right into that one.

  Face : [spitting out a tooth]  Oh, there goes another cap!

  B.A. Baracus : Hannibal, why did you go bust Face-man in the lip for? You know you make him ugly you're gonna mess up our meal-ticket. We won't be able to get into good hotel rooms.

• Hannibal : Hey Face, what do you think these guy wear under their skirts?

  Face : Uh, I don't know.

  [to closest cult member] 

  Face : Half slip?

  [gets hit in the gut with a rifle] 

  Face : Ohhh!

  Hannibal : [to closest cult member]  Garter belt?

  [gets in the gut with a rifle] 

  Hannibal : Arrgh!

  B.A. Baracus : I think you guys wear panty hose!

  [gets hit doesn't react] 

• Howling Mad Murdock : Hey Face, those blood capsules work great!

  B.A. Baracus : Hannibal knocked out his cap!

  Howling Mad Murdock : HANNIBAL! Without the Faceman's smile we get lousy hotels!

  Hannibal : Get that bird off the ground!

• Amy : So now what do we do? How do we get out of here?

  Hannibal : Well first off we may not. We could die right here. Accept that. Anything else is just very good luck. Figure you're dead, can you do that?

  Amy : Are you kidding?

  B.A. Baracus : Look Amy, we all gotta accept death, that way we don't have no fear. It gives us the edge.

  Amy : Well I don't think I can.

  Face : Try. You gotta try.

• B.A. Baracus : [about Martin James]  The man's a pothead, Hannibal, he's high on smack or a speedball or something. That's why he wears those shades, so you can't see his eyes.

• B.A. Baracus : Hey, Jack, I thought you was a farmer. This place looks like a junkyard.

  Tim Coulton : Well, I turn a lot of junk into art, it's what I do.

  Hannibal : What's in the barn?

  Tim Coulton : My studio.

  B.A. Baracus : Studio? You make movies too? What do you call them, those art movies?

  Tim Coulton : It's where I sculpt.

• Hannibal : [the team has been captured by a cult]  Hey, Face, what do think these guys are wearing under their skirts?

  Face : Uh, I don't know.

  [to closest Cult Member] 

  Face : Half slip?

  [gets hit in gut with a rifle butt] 

  Face : Ohh!

  Hannibal : [to closest cult member]  Garter belt?

  [gets hit in the gut with a rifle butt] 

  Hannibal : Arrgh!

  B.A. Baracus : I think you guys wear panty hose!

  [gets hit. Doesn't react]