- B.A. Baracus: You crashed this plane with me in it!
- "Pasadena" Murdock: Don't be so cocky! I could've crashed this plane with or without you on board.
- Face: Knock knock!
- "Pasadena" Murdock: Who's there?
- B.A. Baracus: Us.
- "Pasadena" Murdock: Us who?
- B.A. Baracus: Us who's gonna knock you out, fool!
- Face: [having to untie B.A.s ropes after transporting him in a plane] I'd rather sit naked with a king cobra then let him out of that plane!
- B.A. Baracus: Murdock, I ought to knock all your teeth out.
- [Murdock covers his mouth]
- B.A. Baracus: I've had it with all you, all your crazy hats and your invisible dog!
- "Pasadena" Murdock: [with his mouth covered] If he's invisible, HOW did you know he was THERE?
- B.A. Baracus: You crashed me, you fool.
- "Pasadena" Murdock: I did not crash this plane. I simply landed without the customary accompaniment of forward thrust or lift.
- "Pasadena" Murdock: You can call me 'Pasadena' Murdock.
- B.A. Baracus: Makes more sense to call you 'fool'!
- "Pasadena" Murdock: But 'fool' doesn't have that nice ring to it.
- Hannibal Smith: What's this?
- Face: Oh, he's an adventurer, forging new frontiers.
- Hannibal Smith: No kidding!
- Salina: [about her boot] I broke my heel!
- Hannibal Smith: [coming up] What's the problem?
- Salina: I broke my heel!
- Hannibal Smith: Oh, let me see.
- [lifts her other boot and snaps the heel off]
- Hannibal Smith: There, now you're even.
- [Murdock has just crashed the plane with B.A. tied up on board and awake]
- B.A. Baracus: Hannibal, you gonna look worse than this plane if you don't let me outta here!
- Hannibal Smith: Well,
- [sighs]
- Hannibal Smith: it's time to let B.A. out.
- Face: This, I'm gonna love.
- B.A. Baracus: Pretty soon, I'm gonna be really mad, Hannibal.
- Face: [groans] I'd rather sit naked with a king cobra than let him outta that plane.
- Hannibal Smith: Face, relax. Once I explain to him the circumstances under which he got aboard the plane, he's gonna be very understanding.
- Face: Hm. You don't really believe that, do you?
- Hannibal Smith: [smiling] Of course not.
- B.A. Baracus: That's it, Hannibal. Now I'm really mad. Let me loose! I'm gonna get even with you!
- Hannibal Smith: Now, uh, just take it easy, B.A.
- B.A. Baracus: Take it easy? I'm gonna hit you so hard, I'm gonna knock you into next week!
- Hannibal Smith: [on the intercom to Kalem] We're having a little party for you down here in the engine room, so come on down and we'll wax your butt for you.