- B.A. Baracus: [Murdock has been singing 'The Witch Doctor' wearing a tribal mask] What, are you crazy, fool?
- H.M. Murdock: Walla walla bing bang!
- B.A. Baracus: I coul'da hurt you before I realized who was behind this crazy thing! You're supposed to be on guard duty. Now take over, while I go check out the perimeter and keep on your job, or I'll walla walla bing bang you!
- El Cajon: Señor, you are the man with many lives, like the cat, no?
- Col. John "Hannibal" Smith: I'm the one with the gun with many bullets.
- Hannibal: [during Tawnia's wedding, in Spanish El Cajon asks who gives the bride away] Oh... her mother and I do!
- Brian Lefcourt: What would Ritterman be doing building a nuclear reactor in the middle of the Amazon jungle?
- Face: [Ritterman and his solder give each other a Sieg Heil salute] Did you see that? Did you see what he did?
- B.A. Baracus: Nazi, Hannibal! They're Nazi's!
- Doyle: They are the New Reich. Strong, able, undefeatable. What do intend to do now, Smith? Take them all on? Just the four of you? Haha. Two women and a lame? Heh!
- Murdock: [Murdock starts narrating] What will become of The A-Team and it's desperate attemt to straffe off world wide disaster? Will good triumph over evil? Will Rocky Raccoon be reunited with Little Nell? These and other questions will be answered in the next exciting chapter of: 'The Führer the better'.