The A-Team (TV Series)
Waiting for Insane Wayne (1986)
Barry Corbin: J.J. Kincaid
Quotes
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Hannibal : [posing as Peco Bob] Where did this no good squatter set up?
Hannibal : [Kincaid shows him on a map] Now if that red line is your ranch, he's not on your property. If he registered two years ago and got squatters rights, he's legal.
Kincaid : If I wanted a legal opinon I'd seek out a lawyer. What I want is a little funny business from some guys who, eh, don't ask too many questions.
Hannibal : What do you mean 'funny business'? You want us sneak up on him in church and give him a hot foot?
Kincaid : I want you to kill 'em. Burry the body two counties over. Is that plain enough for ya?
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Kincaid : Who's Tully?
Face : Me, I'm Tully.
Kincaid : That means you're, eh, Three Fingered Harry?
Hannibal : [Hannibal tucks his hands in his arms] Harry couldn't make it. Got a job runnin' guns from South America.
Kincaid : Well, just who the hell are you?
Hannibal : Peco Bob. I fill in for Harry. My specialities are: smokin' cigars, eatin' snakes alive, and runnin' off drifters.
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Hannibal : [posing as Peco Bob] Aren't we forgetting something, Mr. Kincaid?
Kincaid : You mean money?
Hannibal : Well...
Murdock : [posing as Insande Wayne] I do this not for play, but for pay!
Kincaid : You said on the phone a hundred thousand dollars. Half now, and half when the job is finished.
Murdock : Well, I know that, but insane people can change their minds from time to time. I want it all... now!
Kincaid : What if I say no?
Murdock : Then I'm gonna put a pox on your house!
[laughs like a maniac]
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Hannibal : Well, I guess that's the end of the friendly part of these negotiations.
Kincaid : I can't believe you all are so dumb.
Hannibal : Yeah, dumb like a bag o' rocks, but smart enough to figure you might put a sniper in that stand of trees over there. And maybe another in that stand of trees over there. And so we mined those potential ambush sites.
Kincaid : I don't believe you.
Hannibal : Never bet in the aces, pal. B.A., cut some lumber.
Kincaid : They did it again! They took my money again!