ALF (TV Series)

Border Song (1987)

Max Wright: Willie Tanner

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Quotes 

• Willie : What are you playing?

  ALF : [at a video game]  Space Invaders.

  Willie : What do they do? Live in your garage, eat all your food, dig up your back yard?

  ALF : You're in a mood...

  Willie : Yes, I am! Because I found my good hoe, in THIS condition!

  [holds up a pole with a bit of mangled scrap iron on one end] 

  ALF : Oh, yeah. Sorry. I was plowing up your yard and I hit a water main... Don't worry, it wasn't yours.

• Willie : I was going down Fifth Street Road, and instead of taking a left I took a right...

  ALF : I thought you couldn't turn right down that road, it's a one-way street.

  Willie : ALF, what difference does it make to you?

  ALF : What difference does it make? HAH! I'm not driving with you anymore!