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ALF : Oh. I ordered a satellite dish. It'll be here tomorrow. Will you help me put it up?
Willie Tanner : I'll help you send it back.
ALF : Can't, I bought it during their "Absolutely No Refunds, What Are You, Deaf?" Sale.
Willie Tanner : Absolutely no refunds?
ALF : What are you, deaf?
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Lynn Tanner : Why is dad going through the pockets of man in a hole in our backyard at night?
Kate Tanner : Because we have an alien.
Lynn Tanner : Oh, right. What are you looking for?
Willie Tanner : His wallet.
ALF : Okay, but we split 50/50.
