ALF (TV Series)

Night Train (1987)

Paul Fusco: ALF

Quotes 

• ALF : Why must you needlessly complicate everything?

• Kate Tanner : [after ALF claims that according to a magazine article, he is a thrill-seeker]  This from the same person who watched the movie Aliens from under the couch?

  ALF : Hey, I thought I owed one of those guys money.

• ALF : I just started going out with Rhonda when my planet blew up. Unlucky in love, unlucky in armageddon.