ALF (TV Series)

Prime Time (1987)

Paul Fusco: ALF

Quotes 

• Willie Tanner : ALF, this is a Thompson people log. It measures what we watch on TV.

  ALF : Great! Now I'll finally find out who's taller. Me or Michael J. Fox.

• Willie Tanner : Let me just try to understand, ALF.

  [sic] 

  Willie Tanner : The operative word in People Log is "people"... one of which you are... not... one.

  ALF : That's cruel. Not to mention poorly constructed from a grammatical standpoint.