ALF (TV Series)
Some Enchanted Evening (1987)
Paul Fusco: ALF
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Quotes
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Willie Tanner : Okay Mister, I want the truth and i want it now!
ALF : All right. Your hair is thinning.
Willie Tanner : You got a hold of our guest list, didn't you? You called people and told them to wear costumes just so you could come.
ALF : You dragged me in here to tell me things i already know?
Willie Tanner : On top of that, you invited the Burkes.
ALF : Again, old news.
Willie Tanner : Just tell me why?
ALF : Because I want you to get that promotion. Get out there and start kissing up.
[ALF starts making kissing sounds much to Willie's chagrin]
Willie Tanner : I'm not kissing up to anyone, especially not Walter Burke!
ALF : I knew you wouldn't, so that's why i'm here to do it for you.
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Willie Tanner : You can't go out there, what if they discover you're an alien?
ALF : They won't, they'll think i'm wearing a costume. See!
Willie Tanner : Where did you get that zipper?
ALF : You know that old jacket you were going to throw out?
Willie Tanner : Yeah.
ALF : Better hang on to it, I ripped this out of your new raincoat.
Willie Tanner : [irritated] All right go on, go out there, I don't care, blow your cover, that's fine!
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ALF : [to Bernice] Hey cowgirl... nice calves... Haaa!
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ALF : Hey, so what did you think Liz?
Lizard : The King lives.
ALF : Thanks. Hey, science question, If there were an alien life form, what would he be like?
Lizard : Huh?
ALF : Are you deaf?, I'm trying to get some insight, You're an egghead, right?
Lizard : I do well scholastically.
ALF : Yeah, right. What about aliens ?
Lizard : They'd probably have highly developed brains and be very advanced.
ALF : Well, thank you.