ALF (TV Series)
Strangers in the Night (1986)
Paul Fusco: ALF
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Quotes
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Kate Tanner : Has anyone seen my yellow ribbon?
'ALF' : I don't know, what color is it? Ha! I kill me.
Brian Tanner : Ha! You kill me.
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Willie Tanner : ALF why are you answering the phone?
'ALF' : I live here.
Willie Tanner : I called to speak to Mrs Ochmonek
'ALF' : Hold on, I'll get her.
Willie Tanner : I'll call back.
'ALF' : Your dime.
[The phone rings again, as Mrs Ochmonek approaches the phone, it steps]
Willie Tanner : Why do you keep answering the phone?
'ALF' : You keep calling
Willie Tanner : Where's Mrs Ochmonek?
'ALF' : I don't know, the last time I saw her, she was stealing my pizza oh and don't worry about the cat.
Willie Tanner : Why? What happened to lucky?
Willie Tanner : I might've stepped on him when I opened the fridge door.
Willie Tanner : You were in the kitchen?
'ALF' : I had to break in through the back door after I fell out the window.
Willie Tanner : Where are you, what are you doing?
'ALF' : I'm in the bedroom wearing a blue dress.
Willie Tanner : Don't go anywhere
'ALF' : Where would I go? I'm not wearing the right shoes
Willie Tanner : [Hangs up] I should've locked him in the garage!
[To a fellow social worker]
Willie Tanner : Kids
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Kate Tanner : [about Brian] He can't stay home alone.
'ALF' : I'll stay.
Lynn Tanner : I'll stay.
Kate Tanner : No, you're in the wedding party.
'ALF' : I'm not.
Kate Tanner : What are we going to do?
'ALF' : Hello!
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'ALF' : Um, excuse me, sir. Can I have a word with you?
Andrew Seminick, Burglar : Who said that?
'ALF' : I did. Could you take some constructive criticism? What you're doing here is wrong.
Andrew Seminick, Burglar : [Looks at ALF with a flashlight] Heh heh. Must be one of them talking dolls.
'ALF' : Oh yeah? Ever had a talking doll rip out your voice box?
Andrew Seminick, Burglar : HUH? AAAUGH!
[Jumps out the bedroom window, scared]
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'ALF' : What does missile man become when he does this?
[He bends the leg]
Brian Tanner : He becomes broken.