ALF (TV Series)

Strangers in the Night (1986)

Larry Hankin: Andrew Seminick, Burglar

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Quotes 

• 'ALF' : Um, excuse me, sir. Can I have a word with you?

  Andrew Seminick, Burglar : Who said that?

  'ALF' : I did. Could you take some constructive criticism? What you're doing here is wrong.

  Andrew Seminick, Burglar : [Looks at ALF with a flashlight]  Heh heh. Must be one of them talking dolls.

  'ALF' : Oh yeah? Ever had a talking doll rip out your voice box?

  Andrew Seminick, Burglar : HUH? AAAUGH!

  [Jumps out the bedroom window, scared]