ALF (TV Series)

Suspicious Minds (1989)

Pete Willcox: Aaron King

Quotes 

• Aaron King : Come on, be reasonable. Why would someone like Elvis want to pretend he was dead?

  ALF : I figure you want to be an average joe in an average town with an average fleet of pink Cadillacs, but your fans wouldn't let you, so you booked that big gig into rock and roll heaven.

  Aaron King : What do you aliens do all day? Look for dead celebrities?

  ALF : I'm so tired of that stereotype. Aliens have many interests, we sit around the house, we eat, we watch TV.

  Aaron King : You sound more like Elvis then I do.

• Aaron King : Can I pet you?

  ALF : Only above the waist.

• ALF : Why don't you ring up Ann-Margaret and get her over here.

  Aaron King : Sure... I'll just head on over to Graceland and pick up my Rolodex.

• Aaron King : ALF, I've had it with this Elvis thing. Look, I'll prove it to you!

  [Aaron pulls out his guitar and starts performing "Heartbreak Hotel" for ALF] 

  ALF : WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!, no wonder your baby left you if you've been singing like that!. Stinkaroni.

  Aaron King : Are you convinced I'm not Elvis?

  ALF : You just need a little more practice, you've been dead for a while.

  Aaron King : Look, I wish I was Elvis buddy, but I'm just a truck driver from Tupelo, and that's as close as I'll ever get to being The King.

  ALF : But in my heart, I will always know you as Elvis.

• Aaron King : These wouldn't happen to be peanut butter and banana sandwiches, would they?

  Willie Tanner : Yes, yes. yes, they are, help yourself.

  Aaron King : Well, if you don't want them.

  Willie Tanner : Believe me, I don't want them.

  Aaron King : [takes a couple sandwiches]  Why thank you, thank you very much!

• [Aaron King gets startled after hearing a smash and turns around to see ALF] 

  Aaron King : What the heck are you?

  ALF : I ain't nothing but a hound dog!

  Aaron King : Hound dogs don't talk!

  ALF : Neither do dead singers

• Aaron King : Well, to tell you the truth ma'am, you caught me in kind of a compromising position.

  Raquel Ochmonek : What do you mean?

  Aaron King : Well, i'm not exactly alone, if you get my drift.

  Raquel Ochmonek : [Gasps]  Really? I didn't observe any second parties entering the premises.

• Aaron King : [to ALF after Raquel leaves]  Man, that Raquel is one nosey gal, I can't even sneeze without her handing me a Kleenex.

  ALF : That proves it!, Elvis couldn't sneeze without somebody handing him a Kleenex

• Lynn Tanner : Mr. King says we have a basket of fruit for him.

  Willie Tanner : [surprised]  Yes. It's something we do for all our new neighbors now.

  Aaron King : You call them at 3 A.M. too?

  Willie Tanner : Please, take these. Welcome to the neighborhood.

  Aaron King : That's mighty nice of you.

  Aaron King : [pulls an apple, in which ALF has taken a bite out of]  Somebody took a bite out of this apple.

  Willie Tanner : [annoyed]  Pesky mediterranean fruit flies, Bigger every year.