- ALF: [to Raquel Ochmonek] There are many things in this universe you're not meant to understand. Now, that doesn't mean they're not real. I'm real, and whether other people believe you or not, you know I'm real.
- ALF: I noticed you spend a lot of time fixing stuff, Willie.
- Willie Tanner: That's because you spend a lot of time breaking stuff, ALF.
- ALF: Well, it's nice that our hobbies are so compatible.
- Raquel Ochmonek: It was right over here! See. It was eating the avocados.
- Willie Tanner: How considerate of it to have taken a single bite out of every one.