ALF (TV Series)

True Colors (1990)

Anne Schedeen: Kate Tanner

Quotes 

• Willie Tanner : You know, I just had a thought. Perhaps if you were to rekindle your interest in art it might be a less destructive and costly way for you to spend your idle hours.

  Kate Tanner : You know, the ones between waking up and falling asleep.

  ALF : Oh, ha-ha. Courtesy laugh.

• ALF : Ta-da!

  Kate Tanner : Looks like something I saw at traffic school.

  ALF : Thank you, Kate. I was worried you'd ridicule it.

• ALF : Oh, joy! Oh, rapture! My day and a half of suffering has paid off.

  Willie Tanner : You mean it's possible that this could truly be a work of art?

  Kate Tanner : And so the breakdown of human civilization begins.