ALF (TV Series)

Varsity Drag (1988)

Paul Fusco: ALF

Quotes 

• ALF : I feel like slime. I feel like slime guts. I feel like slime gut droppings. I feel like slime gut droppings on an open fire. How do you feel?

  Brian Tanner : Nauseous.

• Willie Tanner : We-we just have to make some sacrifices.

  ALF : Sacrifices? Well, you're not gonna throw me in a volcano, are you?

  Willie Tanner : [Long pause]  Oh, no, no! No, of course not. No.