- Kate Tanner: Oh Willie, I couldn't find him anywhere.
- Willie Tanner: Well, where could a three foot hairy alien go and not be conspicuous?
- Kate Tanner: Steven Spielberg's house?
- Willie Tanner: Any sign of him, Bri?
- Brian Tanner: No, but my Friar Tuck costume is gone. Maybe he went to Sherwood Forrest.
- Kate Tanner: No. Bri Sherwood Forest is in England.
- Kate Tanner: ALF only took enough food to get to Canada.
- ALF: Well, I don't remember much. My father was always breaking things. And my mother sat around eating all day.
- Kate Tanner: It's amazing you turned out so well.
- ALF: Thanks, but sometimes I do blow my nose on the wrong towel.