- Plum Berkeley: Is that your daughter downstairs?
- Edina 'Eddy' Monsoon: Did you see her?
- Plum Berkeley: A bit fat, isn't she?
- Edina 'Eddy' Monsoon: She's not fat, she's pregnant.
- Patsy Stone: Yes, well anyway...
- Plum Berkeley: By that big black guy?
- Edina 'Eddy' Monsoon: What?
- Plum Berkeley: Is she pregnant by that big black guy?
- Patsy Stone: Shut up, Plum, just salute the sun!
- Edina 'Eddy' Monsoon: Pats?
- Patsy Stone: No, Eddie.
- Edina 'Eddy' Monsoon: He's Black?
- [visions of a mixed-race toddler dance through Edina's head]
- Edina 'Eddy' Monsoon: I'm gonna have a mixed-race baby! I'm gonna have a mixed-race baby, darling!
- Patsy Stone: It doesn't make any difference, it's still a baby!
- Edina 'Eddy' Monsoon: It makes a difference, darling, a mixed-race baby is the finest accessory a person in my position could ever have, sweetheart! Oh, my God, it's the must-have of the season! It's the CHANEL of babies!