Absolutely Fabulous (TV Series)

Fat (1992)

Alexandra Bastedo: Penny Caspar-Morse

Quotes 

• Eddie : You took from me the only man I ever really loved. You're just a spiteful bitch, Penny Caspar!

  Penny : Morse. Penny Caspar-Morse, now.

• Penny : Who's that? Pat Ast? Now, there's a girl who gives the word "hippy" a whole new meaning. Move over, Mama Cass! Move out of the way, sweetie. You're blocking my light. Is it an eclipse? No, Edwina's in the room. We can cancel Woodstock, everybody. They can play on Edwina's behind!

• [last lines] 

  Eddie : Now you come back trying to sell your little bits of tat for my shop. My shop! Well, what a comedown! Because I'm the successful one now, aren't I? I, I'm rich and happy and I've got a wonderful family and friends.

  Penny : I want you to know that I am no longer coping with this.

  Eddie : Well, I don't have to go to a plastic surgeon to keep my body together, do I. No, no, no. Because I want to tell ya, I've got my fantastic bone structure. I am thin and gorgeous!

  Penny : Thin? Ha!