Absolutely Fabulous (TV Series)

Hospital (1994)

David Henry: Mr. Simpson

Quotes 

• Eddie : I demand to see a doctor!

  Nurse : Mr. Simpson will be round in a minute.

  Eddie : Mr. Simpson? Mr. Simpson? I want a proper doctor in a white coat who's going to take me seriously. And give me some more painkillers now, all right.

  Mr. Simpson : Right, Mrs. um, um...

  Nurse : Monsoon.

  Mr. Simpson : I'll be operating on your um, um, um...

  Nurse : Foot.

  Mr. Simpson : ...tomorrow morning.

  Eddie : Hold my hand, darling. He could be the caretaker for all I know!

  Mr. Simpson : We could do this under local. It's not a very serious operation. It's very quick.

  Eddie : Local? Local anaesthetic? Are you mad? God, what is this? Eastern Europe?

  Mr. Simpson : You wouldn't feel any pain.

  Eddie : I won't need to feel it, but I'd be able to see it! I'm not totally lacking in imagination you know. I want total sensory deprivation and back-up drugs, all right!

  Saffie : Believe me, she's much happier unconscious!

• Nurse : [pointing to Patsy]  Face-lift

  Mr. Simpson : Oh, it'll be a doggle. Just grab her by the scalp, shaker her up and down a bit and chop off the slack. Tomorrow.