- [Pugsley and Wednesday present themselves in their Halloween outfits - a business man and bespeckled girl in a party dress, respectively]
- Grandmama Addams: [pleased at the children's frightful costumes] They'll scare the wits out of people.
- Uncle Fester: Yes. When you knock on neighbors' doors, you'd better say "Do not be alarmed, we are only little children."
- Gomez Addams: [beginning the traditional holiday poem] 'Twas Halloween evening, and through the abode Not a creature was stirring, not even a toad. Jack-o-lanterns are hung on the gallows with care...
- Morticia Addams: ...To guide Sister Witch as she flies through the air.
- Gomez Addams: Drawn by eight beautiful bats. And she calls out to them...
- Morticia Addams: Come Flitter, come Flutter, come Flapper and Flier...
- Uncle Fester: ...Come Chitter, come Chatter, come Vicious Vampire.
- Gomez Addams: Care to join us?
- Policeman: Ah, no thanks. We're on a manhunt.
- Gomez Addams: Nice night for it.
- Morticia Addams: I do think our guests are charming, don't you?
- Gomez Addams: Yes, especially the one with the scar.