The Addams Family (TV Series)

The Addams Family and the Spaceman (1965)

Vito Scotti: Professor Altshuler

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• Professor Altshuler : But zhey are not Martians!

  Morticia Addams : Nonsense. They even speak Martian.

  Professor Altshuler : Heh! Zhey learned it from me!

  Gomez Addams : Oh, then, you're Martian?

  Morticia Addams : Funny, you don't look it.

• Professor Altshuler : If dey are not Martians and you are not Martians - heh - vot am I doing here?

  Morticia Addams : That's an interesting point.

  Gomez Addams : [enthusiastically]  Why don't we all go outside, look around some more?

• Cousin Itt : Ahwrty hsdrg kolls!

  Professor Altshuler : Bleep bleep bleep! Bloop!

  [Itt turns away abruptly and walks away, as if insulted.] 

  Professor Altshuler : What did I say?