The Adventures of Lano & Woodley (TV Series)

Star Quest (1997)

Colin Lane: Colin

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Quotes 

• Colin : It's gonna be great in there tonight isn't it? With all those pop stars and dancers and actors.

  Frank : I wonder if any of the great Hollywood actors'll be there Col, like Charlton Burton.

  Colin : [pauses]  There's no such person you idiot. It's either Charlton Heston or Richard Burton.

  Frank : No, Charlton Burton. There's a Charlton Burton! He was in that film, that classic film, everybody loves it, 'The Long Long Eyebrow.' It's my favourite.

• Frank , Colin : [singing along with TV]  'Look at me, look at me; I want everyone to look at me... on 'Starquest!''

• Colin : Oh oh oh oh burnies burnies carpet burnies!