- Big Bob Petrelli: [when faced with the problem of having to compete in bowling with Mrs Torkelson] You've done a real good job for a woman of your gender. Why don't you admit defeat? Go home and defrost something.
- Millicent Torkelson: [Molly has informed Millicent that Chuckie Lee walked in on her in the bathroom and saw her naked] Chuckie Lee, you apologize to Molly for walkin' in on her.
- Chuckie Lee Torkelson: Sorry, Molly.
- Gregory Morgan: [to his sister] Now, Molly, you apologize to Chuckie Lee for turning him off of women for the rest of his life.
- Bobby Petrelli: [Big Bob loses to Millicent in a bowling tournament] Pop, what happened?
- Big Bob Petrelli: Hey, I hadda let her win. Nowadays, you beat a broad at anything, they file one of them harrassment suits against ya. Next thing ya know, they got all your old girlfriends in folding chairs on Oprah.