- Barney Fife: Boy, you're a clown, you are! Why don'tcha put a red light onto your nose and go in the circus?
- Barney Fife: This could be the beginning of a whole new life for us! Social contacts and think of the business contacts!
- Andy Taylor: Well, I don't know about that. Considering the line of work we're in, I don't know how many folks would want to do business with us.