The Andy Griffith Show (TV Series)

The Great Filling Station Robbery (1963)

Don Knotts: Barney Fife

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Quotes 

• Deputy Barney Fife : Gentlemen, I give you science in action! Proof positive the camera does not lie! It sees all, tells all! *There* is your criminal!

  [Slams the picture from the security camera on the desk, only to discover it's a picture he accidentally shot of himself setting up the device] 

  Deputy Barney Fife : [Aghast]  Well, it's me!

  Gomer Pyle : You take a real good picture, Barney. Me, I never do.

• Deputy Barney Fife : [in the cell]  All right, Lefty, you and me's bustin' outta here tonight.

  Deputy Barney Fife : [yells out to Andy]  D'you hear that?

  Andy Taylor : Perfect. Heard every word.

  Deputy Barney Fife : There ya are, complete control with just a flick of a switch!

  Andy Taylor : Oh, I didn't turn on no switch. I heard you good and plain without it.

• [in his last demonstration, Barney lifts Opie right up to the speaker] 

  Opie Taylor : [whispering]  All right, Lefty, me and you's bustin' out tonight.

  Barney Fife : [shouting]  You hear that, Andy?

  Andy Taylor : [grinning ear to ear]  Perfect! I heard every word. Now, if we can get one prisoner to hold the other'n up like that, we can hear every word they say!

• Deputy Barney Fife : Whatever goes on in there, we'll be able to listen in on out here. Well, don't you get it? It's our own little spy in the sky!

  Andy Taylor : What kind of things will we listen in on outside of Otis's snorin'?