Andy Richter Controls the Universe (TV Series)
Crazy in Rio (2003)
Conan O'Brien: Freddy Pickering
Quotes
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Jessica : I'm sorry to hear about your mother.
Freddy Pickering : Well, at least she died doing what she loved... committing suicide.
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Freddy Pickering : Have you ever eaten a six-pound lobster off the chest of a seven-pound lobster?
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Freddy Pickering : Cotton candy?
Jessica : Uh, no thanks.
Freddy Pickering : I wasn't offering it to you. I was introducing you to it.
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Andy Richter : There. Another project finished.
[puts a paper crown on his head]
Freddy Pickering : Don't you look snazzy?
Andy Richter : Oh, I was just, ehm...
Freddy Pickering : Decorating your big head? I don't blame ya. It's a magnificent gorde.
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Freddy Pickering : Have research make a dog that speaks Italian. They can either make the dog smarter, or Italian easier.
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Freddy Pickering : Your friends are garbage.
Andy Richter : What?
Freddy Pickering : They're garbage, pure garbage.
Andy Richter : Well, if they're garbage, then I'm a fly who chooses to surround myself with filth. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to gorge myself on feces.
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Jessica : I'm so sorry to hear about your mother.
Freddy Pickering : At least she died doing what she loved most... committing suicide.
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Freddy Pickering : Cotton candy?
Andy : No thank you.
Freddy Pickering : I wasn't offering, I was introducing.