- Jessica: I'm sorry to hear about your mother.
- Freddy Pickering: Well, at least she died doing what she loved... committing suicide.
- Freddy Pickering: Cotton candy?
- Jessica: Uh, no thanks.
- Freddy Pickering: I wasn't offering it to you. I was introducing you to it.
- Andy Richter: There. Another project finished.
- [puts a paper crown on his head]
- Freddy Pickering: Don't you look snazzy?
- Andy Richter: Oh, I was just, ehm...
- Freddy Pickering: Decorating your big head? I don't blame ya. It's a magnificent gorde.
- Freddy Pickering: Have research make a dog that speaks Italian. They can either make the dog smarter, or Italian easier.
- Freddy Pickering: Your friends are garbage.
- Andy Richter: What?
- Freddy Pickering: They're garbage, pure garbage.
- Andy Richter: Well, if they're garbage, then I'm a fly who chooses to surround myself with filth. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to gorge myself on feces.
- Jessica: I'm so sorry to hear about your mother.
- Freddy Pickering: At least she died doing what she loved most... committing suicide.
- Freddy Pickering: Cotton candy?
- Andy: No thank you.
- Freddy Pickering: I wasn't offering, I was introducing.